We Never Share – No How, No Way, No Exceptions
Listen up, because we’re only saying this once: Your information is yours, and we treat it like a secret family recipe—locked up, protected, and never, ever shared. No sneaky sales, no shady trades, no "oops, we got hacked" nonsense. We’re not in the business of selling your data, because that’s just gross.
Bottom line? Your info stays with us, period. If you ever have concerns, reach out, and we’ll handle it like the pros we are. No fluff, no fine print trickery, just the real deal.
This Privacy Policy outlines how we collect, use, and safeguard your personal information when you use our website, services, and products (collectively, the "Services"). By accessing or using our Services, you agree to the terms outlined below. If you do not agree, please do not use our Services.
We may collect personal information you voluntarily provide, such as your name, email address, phone number, and any other information you choose to share with us. We also collect non-personally identifiable information such as website analytics, cookies, and usage data to improve our Services.
We implement a variety of security measures to protect your personal data from unauthorized access, alteration, disclosure, or destruction. However, while we do our absolute best, no method of transmission over the internet or electronic storage is 100% secure. Use common sense online—no one is invincible.
We never sell, rent, trade, or otherwise share your personal information with third parties for their marketing purposes. Ever.
We use cookies and similar tracking technologies to analyze trends, administer our Services, and track user interactions. You can modify your browser settings to decline cookies, but some features of our Services may not function properly without them.
Our Services may contain links to third-party websites. We are not responsible for the privacy practices or content of these external sites. Use them at your own discretion.
We reserve the right to update or modify this Privacy Policy at any time. Any changes will be effective immediately upon posting. We encourage you to review this page periodically for updates.
If you have any questions, concerns, or just want to say hi (or file a complaint, we guess), contact us at: Click here.
By using our Services, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to this Privacy Policy. Thanks for trusting us—we take that seriously.
